Halsey Back At The Cottage – SHITE!!
The Twat Halsey
I cannot say I have fond memories of saturdays ref Mark Halsey…
I actually don’t like this fella one bit… He is dodgier than most refs, and his erratic performances on the pitch are somewhat disgraceful at times…
One of the first games I saw at the Cottage was Fulham-Arsenal on September 11th 2004, and I couldn’t quite believe what the ref was doing…!
In the first half Andy Cole was brought down in the penalty area by Ashley Cole, and Halsey correctly judged, that it was a penalty… Naturally the Arsenal players did’nt agree, and they surrounded the “poor” Halsey, while shouting abuse at him…
Suddenly…. Something went terribly wrong in Halseys chicken brain, and he underuled his own decision… WHAT!!! People at the stands were totally confused, and there was almost completely silence, when Halsey was running around like a confused beaver in the penalty area…
My boss Daniel Jacquart looked at me and said: “I think he just overruled his own decision”, while looking quite upset, which of course was because of that moron on the pitch..
Afterwards he underruled a perfectly good goal from Fulham, and Fulham could have had a 2-0 lead… But then Fulham just fell apart (Maybe because the ref was a freaking twat), and they went on to lose 0-3 to three quick goals…
After the match Halsey stated that he disallowed the penalty because of the reaction of the Fulham and Arsenal players. What the fuck…! The Fulham players were ready to take the penalty… Did any of them walk up to Halsey to protest the penalty decision?? No, I don’t think so!..
Well today he is at the Cottage once more.. Since the infamous Arsenal match, he has made lots of dodgy decisions at the Cottage (and every other stadium in the UK), and we’ll all hope for a better performance in the crucial match against Sunderland, which might decide our destiny!
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